Thumbs in the thumb place, fingers all together

These would come in handy on a morning like today where I was so tired I didn't recognize a coworker standing in front of me in the line for coffee for a good five minutes. That's the kind of day where you might need these well-labeled left and right mittens by Bennie and Olive. Come to think of it, these also would have been helpful when I was in first grade and couldn't remember which hand was left and which was right until my left pinkie got roller skated over at a friend's birthday party. Man, that hurt.