I left the Aussie's apartment this morning and was getting into my car (after seeing Dr. T's Once-and-(I hope not)-Future Boyfriend waiting for the bus on the corner), and I noticed this note underneath my windshield wiper.


Wow! I had no idea I was carrying on an affair with someone named Chris! Guess my social calendar's busier than I thought. I can't wait to see if I get any more notes the next time I'm parked at the Aussie's. But I do hope Chris's baby mama kicks him in the nuts. Hard.